A man finds a dusty old lamp and, to his surprise, a genie appears when he rubs it. The genie, grateful for being released, offers the man three wishes. The man thinks carefully and says,

“I want a million dollars.”

POOF! A million dollars appears at his feet. The man is ecstatic.

“For my second wish, I want a luxurious mansion.”

POOF! The man is now standing in front of his dream home. The genie asks,

“And for your third wish?”

The man replies,

“I’ve always wanted to be irresistible to women.”

POOF! He turns into a box of chocolates.

I hope these longer jokes bring even more laughter!