A college girl really wants to buy a monkey, but she knows her dad will not send the money for such a pet. So she emails her dad and asks for money to buy a bicycle.

He sends the money, and she buys the cute little monkey. After about a week, she notices that clumps of hair are falling out of the little fellow.

Unfortunately, she doesn’t have the money to take the monkey to the vet, so she does internet searches for hours, but cannot find any answers.

Finally, in desperation, she emails her father, saying, “Help! All of the hair is falling out of my monkey! Please send money!”

And her father emails back, “Sell the goddamn bicycle!”