Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands.

“Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains.

“My husband had the same habit,” the second woman explained
“but I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.

Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class

” If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”

Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.

Little Billy said he say a train.

Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.

“Oh,” said the teacher.

“That’s terrible! Was he run over?”

Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class

” If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”

Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.

Little Billy said he say a train.

Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.

“Oh,” said the teacher.

“That’s terrible! Was he run over?”