Hung Chow calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.”

The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work.

You try.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”