A husband remarks to his wife one day,

“Hey, have you noticed? Your bum is getting quite substantial.

It’s almost the size of the BBQ grill!”

Later that night in bed, the husband tries to be affectionate with his wife, but she playfully pushes him away.

“What’s the matter?” he asks.

She responds with a smile, “Are you really expecting me to fire up this huge grill just for a tiny hot dog?”