In college I met a girl at a house party. We drank and talked. Drank and talked. Drank and talked. Starting kissing. Tongues and all.

She asked me to the restroom with her. Of course, I said. She took me by the hand and led me away. I went in first and she shut the door behind her and locked it.

I was certain things were about to go to the next level. She said hang on and unzipped her pants. Sat down on the toilet.

I thought she had to pee. Then she grunted. I heard a fart. Then a plop.

I unlocked the door and ran. Never saw her again.