Herb and Grace are having major problems and decide to see a marriage counselor.

When the counselor asks about their s*x life, Herb pitches in and says, “She doesn’t like s*x!”

Grace immediately snaps back and, glaring at Herb, says, “That’s not true! I do so enjoy s*x!”

Then, turning to the counselor, Grace explains: “But this animal expects it four or five times a year!”