Continuation: Wife: “…drinking a can of Red Bull! Can you believe it? 😤”

Police: “Ma’am, the car you hit was parked.” 😳

Wife: “Exactly! He was so distracted, didn’t even see me coming! I had to honk!” 🤦‍♀️

Police Officer, trying not to laugh: “We’ll, uh… make sure to investigate the can of Red Bull thoroughly.”v