A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for something strong.

He asks, “What for?”

She says, “I need something to keep my husband away from my snack stash.”

He chuckles, “Sorry, I can’t help with that.”

She then pulls a photo from her handbag, showing her husband sneaking snacks with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist laughs and says, “Oh, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription for this!”