Giorgo and his beautiful girlfriend Isabella rush in to see the vicar:

“We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses.

Can you do a quick service?”

The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee, and asks:

“Isn’t there a proverb, something about not marrying in haste?

“Why are you two in such a hurry?

Dragging his bride after him, Giorgio rushes out into the street: “We double parked!”