An old cowboy, dressed to kill with his cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, an attractive young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The cowboy replied, “Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences… I guess I am.”

After a few minutes he asked her what she was.

“I’ve never been on a ranch so I know I’m not a cowboy,” said the young woman, “I’m a lesbian.”

“I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women.”

“When I eat, shower, go riding, watch TV – everything I do makes me think of women.”

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple walked in, sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”

“I always thought I was,” replied the cowboy,…

“But today I discovered that I’m a lesbian.”