Giorgo and his beautiful girlfriend Isabella rush in to see the vicar:
“We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses.
Can you do a quick service?”
The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee, and asks:
“Isn’t there a proverb, something about not marrying in haste?
“Why are you two in such a hurry?
Dragging his bride after him, Giorgio rushes out into the street: “We double parked!”