A construction foreman is interviewing three guys for a job.

He asks the first guy, “Can you take this hammer, throw it in the air, and catch it in your tool belt?”

The first guy says “I sure can!” and tosses the hammer 6 feet in the air. He catches it behind him right in his tool belt.

The foreman nods his head, and says to the second guy, “Can you throw this screwdriver and get it to stick in the ground at a perfect 45 degree angle?”

“You bet I can!” says the second guy, and with a flick of the wrist he throws the screwdriver, piercing it into the ground, sticking out at a perfect 45 degree angle.

The foreman nods his head and says to the third guy, “Alright, what about you? Can you shoot a nail gun from here and break that coke bottle sitting on the fence post?”

“Of course I can,” says the third guy as he takes the nail gun from his tool belt and fires at the coke bottle. The nail hits dead center shattering the bottle to pieces.

And the foreman says, “That’s all very impressive, fellas, but I already have a dozen guys who do that shit all day. Do any of you know anybody who knows how to work?”