On Christmas Day My Husband Yelled, “Where The Hell Were You?! My Whole Family’s Been Sitting Here For An Hour Hungry And The Table’s Still Not Set!” He Had No Idea What Was About To Hit Him!
“Where the hell have you been?” My husband’s voice cracked like a whip across the living room. My family—all 30 of them—froze in absolute silence. Thirty pairs of eyes pinned on me. The New Year’s Eve music was still playing softly in the background, but everyone had stopped talking, stopped laughing, stopped breathing. My daughter-in-law,…