Ray, What Did You Do!

Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St
Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Ray.’

Ray was stunned
‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for

Send me back!’
St Peter said, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’ Ray was devastated, but begged St

Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past
‘So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’

‘Not bad,’ replied Ray the hen, ‘but I have this strange feeling inside
Like I’m gonna explode!’

‘You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster
‘Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?’

‘Never,’ said Ray.
‘Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster

‘It’s no big deal
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood
He soon laid another egg – his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..
“Ray, wake up! You s… the bed!”

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