The American Pie

How did you find out your super-hot neighbor doesn’t watch porn?

-Well, the other day she asked me to come fix her sink.

At first, I was really excited until I realized her sink is really broken.

Then I have been there for two hours fixing the damn sink. At the end, she just said ‘thank you’ and gave me an apple pie.

– Maybe she doesn’t watch porn but she is a fan of “The American Pie”!

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