Three men are sitting at a bar having a beer.

They are discussing what they want their family and friends to say when the time comes they are laying in their caskets.

The first man says, “I want them to say I was a great father, and a great friend.”

“And I want them to say I was dependable.”

The second guy says, “I just want them to talk about how much I helped and changed the world.”

“And how I left it a better place for others.”

The third guy takes a swig of his beer and says,…

“I want them to look right at me and say,”…

“Look, he’s still breathing!”

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